you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
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Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
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I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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