I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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