im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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