His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
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I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
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My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
You can't just leave with hair like that
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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