capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Is her dick bigger than yours?
i now understand why vodka
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