I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running