kristin has been a bad kristin
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
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I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?