in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
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thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.