just tell him i said nine months
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
