How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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