i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
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I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
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It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
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