new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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