I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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