I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
do nipples grow back?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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