there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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