I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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