She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
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last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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