Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I did not marry a roomba.
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