She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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