Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
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THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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