I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
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I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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