I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
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No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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