k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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