ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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