Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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