I love black thongs
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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