Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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