I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
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Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
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Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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