doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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