Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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