She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
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All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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