i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
