With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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