belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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