eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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