She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
His hands were made for my vagina.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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