areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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