Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
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If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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