Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
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We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
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It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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