your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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