I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
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I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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