I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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