ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
she told me i tasted like america
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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