Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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