No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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