I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I want to make a zoo with you.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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