Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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