but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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