OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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