Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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