We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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