The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
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You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
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I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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