How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Randomize
