This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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