i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
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i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
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hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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