its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
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We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
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Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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