it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
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is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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