did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
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Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
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It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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