He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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